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- Shelli
- at Feb 06, 10, 07:59:54 PM
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Since it is almost Valentine's Day, I found this list of things NOT to say on a first date. hehe Please share any others you may know.
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars. LMAO!!!
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
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- Shelli
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I would probably THROW UP if a guy said that to me!!! Ewwwwww
How about these-
Can you pump the gas, I am going to run in and get some condoms.
We can't drive down this street, the court order says I have to stay 500 yards from my ex-girlfriends house -
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how about taking her to a nice lounge bar, with smooth jazz in the background, then taking place on a sofa, and going all "al bundy style" :
hands down the pants (move your hand so that it definetly shows your grabbing something) yawn a bit and tell her: woman! go fedge me a beer!
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" I think I'm falling in love with you "
" Wanna come back to my trailor? "
" If we have sex tonight, you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant- I already am."
" my girlfriend would never see this movie"
" Excuse me for a minute...I have to apply my Zovirax "
" No, I'm not a convicted murderer. I never got caught. " -
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" I think I'm falling in love with you "
" Wanna come back to my trailor? "
" If we have sex tonight, you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant- I already am." <---LOL!
" my girlfriend would never see this movie"
" Excuse me for a minute...I have to apply my Zovirax "
" No, I'm not a convicted murderer. I never got caught. "<---LOL!
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