What to tell your doctor when they ask about your drinking habits...(HUMOR)

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        "How often do you have a drink???" they ask.....


        One or two on Friday nights ......(Six packs).

        A little bit on the weekends ......(Stirred not shaken) .

        Not much (if you don’t count the bottle of triple malt last weekend.)


        Very little (Except for an occasional binge)

        Have not touched the stuff for a long time (If you count last weekend as a long time ago). 

        Only premium brands of Tequila


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        How often do you have a drink???" they ask.....

        Pull out the flask and take a chug. Wipe lips and say:

        "Anytime I want to"
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        I ask him where the liquor cabnet is.

        Tony
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        ya, just don't be like me and try to tell them its the limes giving you the ulcers 
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        LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's ALWAYS THE LIMES NAL!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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        hehehe...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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