What women want from men..! ? !

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  • I was reading... Esquire Magazine asked women of different age groups what they want (or expect) from men in their own age groups, here are some of the answers lol...

    What is it that women want from men.. how demanding can we be and get what we want.. what do you want from a man?

    It seems at an early age we tend to look for some tenderness but actually we are not really caring we just wanna have fun lol, then middle age we need security, then we are back to tenderness in our older age..


    At 18:

    He should be compassionate, at least. There have to be some teenage boys with compassion!

    He should be good with the parents.

    He should have a goal.

    He should know how to whittle wood.

    We don't expect very much, to be honest.

    At 27:

    He should be reliable.

    He shouldn't rely on text messaging as a tool of courtship.

    He should have a "way" about him.

    He should have traveled the world.

    He should know how to cook one thing really well.

    He should have a political affiliation.

    He should, every now and then, substitute a light beer with Scotch on the rocks.

    He should behave as if his mother raised him correctly — even if she didn't.

    At 35:

    He should not have a belly.

    He should have decided on a sexual preference.

    He should possess the thoughtfulness required to help a mom with a stroller and two kids up the stairs.

    He should not have mommy issues.

    He should have moved on from pickup lines to conversation starters.

    He should want the party to end at some point.

    At 44:

    He should be a real partner.

    He should still be eager to learn.

    He should be able to sing along to all the songs on Boston's first album.

    He should be financially secure.

    He should understand the importance of jewelry in a woman's life.

    He should take out the garbage without being asked.

    He should be sexy.

    He should be a gentleman.

    At 53:

    He should work out.

    He should smell like something: aftershave or cologne.

    He should know politics.

    He should be faithful.

    He should like Bob Dylan.

    He should dance.

    He should not be addicted to his work.

    He should admit his mistakes.

  • I'm 51, my new beau (love of my life,future husband),is gonna be 52 soon, I feel so blessed because I feel like I finally found a man who I am very compatible with and he feels the same way. He has a number of qualities on my "wish list". Intelligent,handsome,funny,sexy,important parts still in good working order,(Thank you God!!!)good kisser,very attentive,extremely romantic,generous and has a lot in common with me,and vice versa.
    But if I hadnt struck gold ,I would say funny and intelligent are 2 things I could not do without.
    They were right, you do feel sexier after 50...go figure.

  • Ha ha!  Translation:  "Women want a GQ guy who will be a Sugar Daddy.  And do chores."

  • ha ha right back at you.  Some women want them tall dark and stupid.  What have you got against doing chores, anyway?

    Men!

    or, since I just watched some movie with dutch (i think) subtitles,

    Mannen!

  • The absolutely one thing that I cannot stand in a man is a man who won't work, and I don't understand the women who support them. I have been with my husband since I was 16 and I am 33 now and the two things I really want are 1)Take your butt to your job and 2)Be a good dad. I don't care about physicality. We all get old, saggy and droopy. I do try to keep my body nice, but that is my personal preference.

  • yeah, for real.  Don't be stupid like I was, learn how to detect if someone is a sociopath.  They are REALLY good liars and talkers and confuse you where you don't know what's what.  And make sure they actually do have that job and DO have a real income unless you want to end up supporting them and never getting a penny from them towards anything.
    I ran out of money (bad) but thought well, now he will dump me (please God) but he is still trying to hang around because I own my house and property. 

    Just found out yesterday I don't have to worry about that anymore. Thank God I had a guardian angel when I used my inheritance money from my personal bank account and put the title in my name only.  I'm in a community property state so it's presumed to be community property but those three things I did are each points that prove its MINE!  All MINE!

  • sorry, hit the button twice

  • Well.. i want one that will give me money, smells good, WILL do the dishes AND can dance too smiley

  • Hmm... I'm 31 and dh is 39, and though he's not perfect he is a good dad and he stuck by me with a vicious cancer that removed two of his favorite assets- my boobs lol.  I would agree with the list for the most part, but life threatening things change your views a bit.  I can live if he forgets to take out the trash, or has a small belly now.  But he better still give me money laugh_out_loudLLLL

  • I just want one that will watch the kids so I can take a nap LMAO
    I'm lucky I already found him...All kidding aside my husband is a great guy, and a great dad. He has stuck by me through the worst of times, and never turned his back on me. I love him with all of my heart. Oh yeah, and he gives me money to support my gambling habit...Thats a plus.

    :-*

  • FYI Men,
    Women do NOT cotton to guys who wear socks (especially black) with sandals!!
    Men in their 30's 40's who still LIVE to play video games....oy!
    Who seem to have an uncomfortably close relationship with their "pwecious widdle boo boo kitty kat"
    Can't pass a mirrror without checking himself out.
    Whimpers like a girl during sex,(Please don't ask)
    Brags about his sexual prowess....a lot....RED FLAG
    Speaks badly of his mother.....sure sign that he may treat you like crap!
    Mostly calls you in the middle of the night....Ah yes Mister Booty call.
    Wants to come over to your place a lot to eat, but rarely takes you out to dinner,cheapazz baztard!!
    Does NOT even try to hide oogling at another woman when your together (this is bad,very bad!)

    BUT there are good guys out there, most of us just have to kiss a bunch of frogs before we meet our Prince!

  • I dated a guy once that didn't open the doors, sat down first, didn't help me with my coat, wouldn't dare light my cig, got into the car first AND had the NERVE to try and kiss me.. secretly, i wanted to ditch him in the restuarant, burn his coat with my lighter, slap his face for trying to kiss me.. then slam the door in his face!

    I didn't i went through it with a smile, he called again for another date.. i graciously said.. "Hell NO, but thank you for asking" and hung up!

  • LOLOL Imagin.ation now thats MY kinda girl.....yeah we could hang for sure!
  • I can not stand a guy who is too forward...I mean, at first date if he dared to even shows,speaks,moves fast on physical stuffs, he says,YEAH and I say, Nay, so long mister!!! And oh, I do not like any man who has a filthy mouth...
    I don't much care for a guy who talks a lot...makes me think he has no brain.
    I so dislike a guy or anyone who is lazy...even kids. Everyone should be always stay busy doing something...

    I have a knack for a man who reads and even reads to me... cheesy
    I love watching a man who knows how to fix up things...with his bare hands but just with few hammer and nails...
    I love a man who can cry when he is watching Disney movies...
    I love watching a man who drops everything and playing and laugh with  kids...put tears in my eyes just seeing them together.

  • First of all......if I had a lady who looked like WNANHEE...I WOULD do chores!

    Thinking back to my days as a psychologist.  The number one mistake women make is not being employable.  Even if you are married to Mr. Bucks, please keep some marketable skill.  You never know......  Rule number 1, do not be dependent on a man.

    And I agree with the statements above.  What is with you women who will work, clean, etc for a man who won't get a job????

  • Awww shucks...you made me blushed... embarrassed

  • No Hairy Butts.. i run from those.. BUT just incase it so happens i end up with one... if you don't want me giving you a Butt Wax.. you better go out and get one.. cuz i will butt wax you real good..
    I seriously have nitemares of hairy butts.. they are just scarey..  :'(

  • LOL Imagin.ation

    Hairy butts are gross...

    LMAO

    :-*

  • I don't know.  I grew up around men in my family who had all those good qualities, but have only actually met one in my life.  Trouble was I was 16 and he was 31.  He thought I was older since I met him in a bar.  Ah, the 70's.... 
    Mr. used to be psychologist (funny how that starts with psycho, and therapist well, the rapist...)  (and I'd put your name in but it's on page 1-I am really not trying to bash you) wonders about us women who end up with the losers.  Well, you should know a few reasons.  Maybe sexual abuse as a child, maybe body image, maybe poverty, maybe a lot of things.  My first husband I met in college when I was 16, and he seemed okay but turned out later with mental problems I didn't want to deal with.  Second one, my mom said since I got pregnant she wanted to buy a house for me but only if I married him, third, technical common law he was a recovered addict (right) luckily for me died of an overdose.  Was dead in my car in the HEB grocery store parking lot for 3 days before someone finally bothered to report it.  4 months after that, current #4 moved in on me and I can only say sociopaths are something nobody ever really taught me how to spot and stay away from.  I'm trying hard to get him gone for good (not dead...just out of my life), though I did really appreciate the good things he did for me and hate that he did them without actually having them mean anything more to him than a way to stick around and rob me blind.  Do I trust people anymore?  Not much.  Not even myself. 

    Would I want a man with all the good qualities?  heck yes.  Sincere, loving, honest, super rich or even one with a reasonable bank account and plan for the future, retired or employed, funny, Christian...all good stuff.  So, here I sit, alone,in the country, miles from town, with no car, no income, nothing in the bank, a pacemaker, no health insurance, a retirement account I can't touch til I'm 65, foodstamps but no ride to the grocery store, arthritis, asthma, GERD, a titanium knee, and 52 years on the planet.  I'm sure one of those really great men will come knocking on the door for me any minute now!  laugh_out_loud
    Until he shows up, I'll keep playing my free chips and free bingo!  and staying chillymellow.

    Please don't respond with any sympathy because I don't need it or want it, just responding and biding time until BingoVega's free games start.

    and wnanhee, yep, you're a catch even/especially with that gift your grandma gave you!  wink wink

  • Oh gawd Chilly...no sympathy, but a chitload of EMPATHY,first of all I'm happy to see you have embraced your sense of humor, and you do have an amazing one. Hang in there girl,I just met my true love, and I tease him by telling him he was VERY tardy, must have the worse sense of direction on earth,had a cheap map and and a brokeazz compass in his search to find me, HIS perfect match. And you and I are close in age and have similar experiences,I also hit the clubs (disco's) when I was 17 and got in with no problem...whoohoo!! I've had phucked up luck with men and have a lot of issues with health also....remember this though, you survived it all, your STILL here,so you are a lot stronger than you may give yourself credit for.Another thing I've noticed,most of the funniest most successful comedians suffer/suffered from depression, I guess when a lot of crap is thrown your way, you just gotta come back with humor sometimes.  cheesy

  • Chilly and Ally...all I wanna say is that I just love you both...
    You have such strong wits and humors that put lots of smiles on their faces.
    No one is perfect and so are we but some women like us are always trying to make the best out of everything no matter how hard that is...
    The only flaws we might have are...we care too much!!!

  • Awww Nan, quit it cuz your gonna make me cry (again),your such a sweet and loving person.thank you!!

    smiley grin kiss

  • nan, I think you are so right. Women have this ability to see how things COULD be instead of how they really are. If your guy is a loser, you keep telling yourself that he could be a great guy. Sort of like me and our house. It is a piece of CRAP-big time, but I keep holding on because in my mind I see the house it could be if I had time and money. laugh_out_loud.  You ladies keep on keeping on.

  • I beleive men are our most precious resource, i have alot of respect for men and what they have to do in life. Though i beleive they are perfect, some are unperfect but in our loving, caring, respectful eyes we can see all unperfect men as our own individual dream come true, not only is this with men but us women aren't always angels..through loving eyes theres nothing in the world either can do bad, through survival skills as we have many times have had to use.. we see the good and make the best in everything


  • I beleive men are our most precious resource, i have alot of respect for men and what they have to do in life. Though i beleive they are perfect, some are unperfect but in our loving, caring, respectful eyes we can see all unperfect men as our own individual dream come true, not only is this with men but us women aren't always angels..through loving eyes theres nothing in the world either can do bad, through survival skills as we have many times have had to use.. we see the good and make the best in everything
    Well said!!
  • Amen Imagin.




    :-*

  • I forgot to say I want a man that will kill the bugs for me, dispose of them, and only occassionally chase me around the house with the dead bug pointed my direction...

  • You are so funny chilly...You really crack me up...LMAO

    Between you and Imagin. we have hairy butts and dead bugs ROFLMAO


    :-*

  • How many men out there would go to the store and buy us our feminem needs products?

    You know sometimes when we are all crampy, bloated, pms'n.. i'd like a man that would do it..

    I'd go guy him some jock itch if he needed it.. i think he could go get me what i need?

  • LOL Mine does Imagin. I don't have a DL and he is the one that has the pleasure of going to the store for EVERYTHING. Although he usually comes back with something totally different than what I asked for...lol

    Yes, if the shoe was on the other foot, I too would go get him some jock itch cream...LMAO

    :-*

  • See thats love Mommy.. Thats love!! laugh_out_loud

    In a Grocery store i worked at ther were many times i've seen men in THAT isle, you know the isle.. looking all confused, or acting like they are looking at something else, one time one guy acted like he stopped there to tie his shoe.. but we seen him, so cute they are.. lmao.. they seriously don't know what to get.. one guy came to the register with both types.. and said "just incase ill get both so i don't have to come back"... about 20 minutes later he was back because he didn't get super lol.. poor guy sad

    One time one of my cashiers my goodness she was so crazy and just silly, used to make us laugh so hard sometimes, a guy came through and bought some condoms.. as he was leaving the door alarm went off (this door alarm makes everyone look that way).. she yells so loudly at the guy "its okay, it's just the condoms, you can go" and they guy was like...  embarrassed "oh thanks" LMAO

  • Hahahah...Imagine how embarrassed he was lol...That is too funny.


    :-*

  • alright, I'm getting off topic but the manufacturers of those feminine products should attach a pack of chocolates to the package if they want to really make a sale. 

    Is there a masculine products aisle?  What would it have beer, cigars and maybe astroglide...???

  • Maybe add some video games and Playboy mags chilly. laugh_out_loud


    :-*

  • Once a great while back(70's), I was trying to be both liberated and responsible and went to a pharmacy to buy condoms....unfortumately it was a small drugstore and at this time you had to get condoms from the druggist. Well I stood at the counter waiting for the pharmacist to finish with a phone call, it took so long a line began to form behind me.Finally the pharmacist came over to me and seemed irratated about the long line that had formed so he asked LOUDLY how he could help me,of course it seemed everybody was listening,so in a very small voice I replied, "condoms". "What, sorry can't hear you miss"! Condoms please.., "Ok, now do you need lubricated, unlubricated,ribbed or unribbed", "Um er, ribbed, lubricated please".Sure that I heard several snickers behind me I was ready to run out of the store,and wanted to smack the pharmacist over the head with a K-Y Jelly display,finally as if I wasn't embarrassed enough he asked me the most humiliating question very loudly," What size Miss"? I took a deep breathe and was sure I heard all conversation,breathing and movement cease behind me.....I held my head high and said defiantly, "LARGE"!, He rang me up, and I turned and looked at the people in line as I passed them to leave with a look of "Hmphh, how do you like me now"??

  • LMAO ally great story... loved it exclamation!

  • I read this story.. and i almost passed out from laughing...

    Crisis in Confidence... my worst date.

    Though we had really hit it off on the phone, when we met in person, my blind date looked nothing like he said he did and spent our entire date talking about how unattractive he is and how women constantly reject him, asking me if I thought he was ugly. I cut the date short, declined a second date, and thought I was in the clear when I didn't hear from him for a couple of days. Then, I got an e-mail from him: not a single word, just a photo of his genitals.



    The picture beside the story, her face... was the kicker.. lmaooo

    Ever have this happen to you?

  • No, but in Jr. High, back in the stone ages haha, had a 3 hr. conversation with a boy my friend knew, we went on kinda a double date to the mall. He ordered chicken fried steak at the restaurant.  Then started talking about it was the best chicken he ever had.  We kinda mutually dropped the thought of future encounters. Me, cuz he was an idiot who was full of himself; Him, cuz you can't see the chunky side of me on the phone.  I didn't mind the rejection and have my pretty traits, he probably didn't figure out he was an idiot ever ever ever.

  • Omgggggggg you guys are too funny! Ally you really need to do stand up comedy!

    All i ask for out of a man is not to have a farmers tan in the summer. Throw out the socks......where sleeveless shirts in the sun. Please don't get a manicure or a pedicure either. I don't want your nails and feet pretty than mine!!!

    Ohhhh and NO eyebrow waxes either.......i want a mans man!!!

    Lips
  • I would die if my husband ever got a mani pedi!!! LMAO...I could just picture him "Clear coat please" ahahahha

    :-*

  • What about these "guyzilians" the brazilians for dudes? Can you even imagine? EEWW!!


  • What about these "guyzilians" the brazilians for dudes? Can you even imagine? EEWW!!
    OMG That is so wrong,and creepy!! EWW!! is so right!

  • Omgggggggg you guys are too funny! Ally you really need to do stand up comedy!

    All i ask for out of a man is not to have a farmers tan in the summer. Throw out the socks......where sleeveless shirts in the sun. Please don't get a manicure or a pedicure either. I don't want your nails and feet pretty than mine!!!

    Ohhhh and NO eyebrow waxes either.......i want a mans man!!!

    Lips

    Boy oh boy if I had a dollar for how many times i've been told that!! But I'm afraid I'm too sensitive and have too much of a temper,I always imagine getting heckled and it going terribly wrong and I end up telling the whole audience to "phuck off and kiss my entire azz" and giving them the finger AND patting my big azz at them as I storm off the stage!!
    Actually that would be entertaining in a sense though, huh?
  • What on earth is a "guyzillian"?  :-[  :-X ... i'm afraid to ask..

    Update Note: I googled it...yikes and ouchie...

    At Salon Austin, Men’s Brazilian (Guyzilian) waxing is the removal of all the hair in the bikini or private area, both front and back with the exception of a small vertical area in the pubic area sometimes called the landing strip. With this technique there are no little curls popping out of your swimsuit? <---doncha just hate that.. lmaooo  cheesy

    The Hollywood waxing removes all the hair including the landing strip area, both front and back. This is still called a Brazilian.

    In men’s Brazilian waxing, as in any waxing technique, warm wax is applied to the area to have the hair removed in the direction of the hair growth. The skin may be stretched slightly in that same direction to assist in removal of the wax with the hair intrapped. The hair then captured in the wax is then removed in the opposing direction, or opposite to the way it grows.

  • OOOOOOOOOOUCCCCCH. That doesn't sound too pleasant! I'm going to get a gift cert. for my hubby to get one for his next birthday LMAO!


    :-*

  • OMG.  But it sounds better than the time I watched in horror as my hubby of the moment stood in the shower, grabbed his youknow in one hand, his razor in the other, and started shaving away.  Up, and down, and up, and down the stick with his schick.  No kidding.

    Made me wonder what it would look like if he abstained from shaving for a month or two!

  • You guys are just too much...I can't stop laughing!!! grin


  • OMG.  But it sounds better than the time I watched in horror as my hubby of the moment stood in the shower, grabbed his youknow in one hand, his razor in the other, and started shaving away.  Up, and down, and up, and down the stick with his schick.  No kidding.

    Made me wonder what it would look like if he abstained from shaving for a month or two!
    Ya know ...any time I hear about a razor coming that close to your "very personal special area" it makes me knees clench up tight!! OW OW OW!! Like a dumbass I once shaved a heart in the same area (before I knew better) and regretted it for weeks after, lets just say for a while after Valentines day I would get the most embarrasing and untimely urge to uh er..scratch, the freaking guy didnt even deserve it the azzhole!!
  • Hahahaha. Chillymellow and Ally, you guys have me laughing so hard right now....


    :-*

  • LMAO Ally and Chilly!!!! Aahahaaaaa

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