Will you squeeze my LIME?, part 2
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- Having been quite facinated by Lips' interesting story about the woman squeezing the lime into her drink, I decided to play with this concept for a couple of days....after all, I was the ONLY one who responded to her post expressing a ting bit of erotic delight in the proposition of a woman squeeeeezing a lime into my drink.
Case 1. My favorite Chinese restaurant where I have a huge crush on one of the waitresses. I asked for a water with a lime. When Ming Ting came back, I asked her if she would squeeze the lime into my drink for me. Her English is not all that great, so with some helpful hand jestures, she finally understood and give the lime a firm, but steady, squeeze into my glass. As I watched her milk every drop of juice out of that lime, I made eye contact with this Asian Delight and she gave me a nice, warm smile. Sort of made my day and she got a $50 tip. Now, branded into my mind is that lovely hand wringing the juice into my glass.
Case 2. I am at Shoney's dining with the, mostly, rednecks in my town. I asked the waitress, Emma May, to bring me water with a lime. When she arrived I made the same request for a lime squeeze. She gave me a strange look and said "squeeze the damn things yourself, honey." She got a $1 tip.
So...it all depends on WHO you ask!
- As she gave you that nice, warm smile while squeezing your lime, her thoughts skimmed through her mind, like a pebble across still waters.. and remembered her fingers were just visiting the crack of her @ss... a firm steady squeeze making sure you got every drop, and now walks away with 50 dollars to pop!
- Imagin.ation wrote:
As she gave you that nice, warm smile while squeezing your lime, her thoughts skimmed through her mind, like a pebble across still waters.. and remembered her fingers were just visiting the crack of her @ss... a firm steady squeeze making sure you got every drop, and now walks away with 50 dollars to pop!
LMAOOOOO the tears are rollin'
- dtsweet wrote:
careful or some not so friendly woman with 6 inch ceramic nails is gonna walk up to you, grab your lime, and say, ya like that, huh, as you hear a crunch limes ain't supposed to make
OMG! You're killing me! LMAO
- or did she have nails like the man with hand down his pant nails???? LMAOlipstick_xoxos wrote:
Did she have long red finger nails or the hands of innocense with maybe a hint of clear polish, nails kept very short and clean?
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