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        Hope this doesn't offend... meant to be all in fun... my 10yr old son told me about 100 yesterday. 

        Yo Momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and came home in flip flops.

        ........ when she was little she could only play 'seek'.

        ....... when she tries to get out of bed, she rocks herself to sleep

        .......when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party

        .......when her beeper goes off, people thinks she's backing up
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        Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach nobody else gets sun

        ......when she gets on the scale it says.... to be continued

        ......she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

        ......you have to roll over her twice to get off her

        ......she goes to a resteraunt, looks at the menu, and says "I'll take it"


        Yo Mommo so dumb, she alphabetized the M&M's and got fired for throwing away the W's
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        too funny i remember the YO MOMMA jokes rofl  ;)
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        LMAO no offense taken here!

        Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
        Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

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        Yo Moma So Old

        she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

        Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

        when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

        she still owes Moses a dollar.

        when she was at school...there was No history class!



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        Yo Mamma So Dirty!

        you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.

        a family of mice inhabit her belly button.

        her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
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        Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!
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        Rosebud wrote:

        Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!


        LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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        Yo mama so fat she can hulahoop thru a needle hole.
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        Omg...
        I almost peed in my pant. You guys are killing me here.

        Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

        Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
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        Yo momma so stupid she thinks DNA means..drugs and alcohol
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        Yo Momma so short she has to look up to see down...
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        Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

        when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

        when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

        she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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        Yo mama been on foodstamps so long she has her picture on them.

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