Your Horoscope

Hi Members,

Nal inspired me to make this post. Thought it would be fun for everyone to see what is written in the stars about you! I took this from my book Linda Goodman Sun Sign's. She is the best!

Aries (March 21st-April 20th): The Aries can't lie worth a Tinker! They are naive by nature. The Ram can have a tendency to be self centered...ME ME ME first! They want it when they want it now! Aries more than likely will be in a position of authority. They are strong like a diamond and very resilient. No other sign bounces back as quickly as them. Though they can have a temper, they get over it quickly. If your going through a rough time....the ram will not hesitate to go the extra  mile for you. There is a blind faith and loyalty to the one they love.

Taurus (April 21st-May 21st): The bull is considered the strong silent type. Until you get to know the bull better...conversations maybe: yep, nope, thanks and uh-uh. Are they stubborn...you bet they are! They strongly attracted to the opposite sex. He is not aggressive in his pursuit. The Taurus prefers to attract people to him. Taurus seldom worry or fret. They are not the nervous type. Taurus people are home folks. The bull is a saver and will store his nest egg for the future.

Gemini (May 22nd-June 21st): The sign of the twins. There is two distinct personalities with a Gemini. Gemini's can be impatient with conservative stick in the muds. There is an eagerness about Gemini, and immediate sympathetic friendliness. Dont try to challenge them with the battle of wits...because they can talk in and out of any situation with ease. Gemini often do to things at once. They don't like routine and will feel like a caged bird with no wings. Gemini can be very persuasive when it comes to wanting to go out...then after they convinced you..they never show up. Geminis have a hard time being faithful to their partners.


Cancer (June 22nd-July 23rd): Cancer is the crab and can be very moody. They have a laugh that is contagious. When the crabby side comes out, they can snap and give you a cranky answer. Let it slide...before you know it, they are out of the crabby shell and all is forgotten. Cancers are very family oriented and close to their mothers. No one takes more photographs than a Cancer. Very sensitive by nature, the retreat into their shell when hurt. It is easy to confide in a Cancer and have lots of understanding.

Leo (July 24th-August 23rd): Leo is the lion. An what a lion they are! Leos rule their castle and have to be in charge. In return a Leo will off you his kingdom if you treat him right. Leos have huge egos. If you feel their wrath....purrrr and stroke his ego. Leos like to tinker and are excellent handymen. Don't try to make a Leo jealous...it simply is not worth it. Leos are loyal as long as you make them feel they are the center of your universe.

Virgo (August 24September 23rd): Virgo is the sign of the virgin. Virgos by  nature are somewhat reserved and opposed to vulgarity. Its not too often you will see a Virgo let go. Worry comes easily to a Virgo. There is no mistake when he has a problem...his expressions will let you know right away. When  your sick, no one takes better care of you then a Virgo. Virgos have every medicine in their cabinet known to man. They are unquestionably dependable and sincere. Virgos are neat  and like things orderly.

Libra (September 24October23rd): Its easy to recognize a Libra. They have a smile bigger than the State of Texas. Look for the dimples too..they always have one or two. No other sign needs to be married than the Libra. If your in the mood for a good debate..talk to a Libra. They can debate til your head spins! If you want to get on their good side...offering them something sweet. Libras have a ferocious sweet tooth.
Libras don't like to have their scales tipped, they need balance. They are fair when it comes to making a decision and will look at both sides equally.

Scorpio (October 24November 22nd): The Scorpio when hurt will fire back with a scorpion sting. Say something that the Scorpion doesn't like and they will come back at you with a sting you wont forget. Scorpios eyes are beautiful and very intense. You can tell when your Scorpio  friend is angry...they can shoot you a look you will never forget. No other sign is as jealous as the Scorpion. Betray them and you might as well pack your bags. He is tough and determined by nature They are go getter's and achieve their goals.

Sagittarius (November 23rd-December 21st): Sagittarius are the life of the party. Walk into a room and look around...the one that has everyone laughing is a Sagittarius. They have the uncanny ability to not say a single word when they are mad...but you feel their wrath. Sagittarius love animals with a passion. Being blunt with their opinion is a understatement. You will always get an honest answer from them. If you become their friend...you are their friend for life. Every Sagittarius is somewhat of a gambler. Know for their memory, they can recall things from many years ago.

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 20th): The Capricorn is the least likely to believe in astrology. Capricorns are social climbers and not the party type. They prefer to stay in the background and observe. There is a hint of melancholy and seriousness that surrounds a Capricorn. The Caps hardly ever gossip and put their nose in someone Else's business. Caps can be very shy. They admire people who have found success and never give up the opportunity to get ahead themselves. Often they will marry for money or come into a windfall of wealth.

Aquarius (January 21st-February 19th): Aquarius is easy to recognize when you observe how often they use the world "friend". They are either a million miles away or analyzing you through a microscope. Aquarians like to look intently into  your eyes to find the mysterious knowledge within you. Though they love to have many friends, there is not many intimate ones. Seldom will they settle down into a steady relationship. This sun sign is known as the genius. There are more Aquarians in the hall of fame than any other sign( 70%).

Pisces (February 20th-March 20th): Pisces are know for being a dreamer. When reality gets to harsh to take....they swim far far away to a safer world of dreams. Pisces are the most sensitive and intuitive of all the signs. They can tend to be moody and often hard to predict. They are extremely compassionate and are very psychic. Must be cautious of all addictions...they are easy prey. The fish tend to be secretive and does not open up.

What sun sign are you?

Lips




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OMG, whats with chicks and horoscopes?  I dont get it? I think i never will   :-\
can some1 enlighten me please lol


btw Im Virgo , so am I fitting the given description?

Zuga Zuga Zuga,

You are a Virgo to a T! Your a perfectionist and your work shows it! Chicks gotta know what the guys are all about....wink. Now all the chicks got Zuga figured out.

Thanks for sharing!

Lips

LOL!!!!! Lips u crack me up!!!!  I am a Libra!!! oooo hoooooo!!!

Lips:
  First off I know that post had to take you alot of time to put together, and I appreciate it.
      Secondly: My horoscope was almost dead on, except the part about the whole nest egg thing and being a saver.  I try to save but it hampers my gambling.
Maybe I'll save next year instead.

lol, I'm a libra too  , the first part is right about smile and a dimple.  But I'm not good in debate, lol.

lol...pmm, you sound like me!!!
nal

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 20th): The Capricorn is the least likely to believe in astrology. Capricorns are social climbers and not the party type. They prefer to stay in the background and observe. There is a hint of melancholy and seriousness that surrounds a Capricorn. The Caps hardly ever gossip and put their nose in someone Else's business. Caps can be very shy. They admire people who have found success and never give up the opportunity to get ahead themselves. Often they will marry for money or come into a windfall of wealth.

Yeah, I am the quiet shy type... Grin

Hey Lips,
Thanks for the hardwork on the horoscopes..feel free to write any

I do love all horoscopes, so don't get offended by this at all.
I suggested a Gambling Horoscope, something with how our money and/or financial aspect of our lives are, and what we are doing with that.

i.e.

ARIES:  21 March - 19 April

Even if your career is not the source, money is coming from fun directions, helping you improve your life.  You are hotter than a bushfire, and beating off admirers with a stick. Or not.  June, you've calmed yourself a little, focussing on what needs to be done.  Money's still as fabulous as the sources are varied.  There's a restlessness, though, which could either  provoke self-destructive madness, or an interesting trip.  Take the trip.  By July the planets have abandoned you while two eclipses (7th and 22nd) bear down on your happiness.  Don't let them.  Eclipses are designed to reveal secrets and demand change - but only where necessary.  Deal with all that beforehand, and you'll sail through unscathed.    ;)

Lucky Numbers: 4,8,16,23,32,44

Lucky partner:  Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Scorpio

I'm Saggitarius and I must admit, Im not a follower of horoscopes but that is truly me to a tee.  Uncanny.

blue

Thanks Blue...at least i have one believer!

Hey lips great post, I'm Sagittarius and most of what say is noting but the truth,in my daily horoscope wen i read it most of the time noting is true, keep posting and good luck.

Lips!! I knew I would upset you..sorry.  You know your still my favorite.
I liked your horoscope too...it was just different than what I was looking for.  But it definately was accurate for me.  I am a Capricorn, and it sounded just like me.

Wow!  Good post Lips!  I'm a Scorpio and I must say every time I read my horoscope it hits the nail on the head.  Reading it every so often keeps me in check because sometimes I forget my personality is very intense and can sometimes rub more passive people the wrong way.  So I apologize to everyone here at LCB in advance if I ever come across as a looloo or I'm quick to jump .  I do mean well though!  I'm just very passionate...and the thing about the jealousy, loyalty and ability to turn someone into stone with my glare is true as well...but I mean well, I swear    !

"Say something that the Scorpion doesn't like and they will come back at you with a sting you wont forget."

You're hot!!!!


This aquarius is now wondering if he's gonna get stung or did he just make a friend


LOL...sorry I couldn't resist =)

Soda,

We may have to start a brand new thread...."the love connection"!

Way too cute.....to be continued.....could there be a love connection? Stayed tuned!!

Lips

Hi Nal,

You did not hurt me hun. It was the guys i was referring to with their teasing!
I know what you meant for a casino horoscope thread. A weekly gambling horoscope would be fun! That decision will have to be made by LCB Admin.

Your suggestion sparked the idea of posting a general overview. Your a sweetheart to even take the time to be so thoughtful and concerned. I always knew you were a softie...thats why your one of my fav's too!!!

Lips

ummmm......Wow! -----speechless-----(nice pic)

If you were actually standing in front of me, you probably be trying to hold back your laughter as I just stand there staring at you while my mind is thinking, "think of something to good to say....come on...think....darn...come on....think....Soda don't just stand there staring...oh wow...oops..she caught me looking...dang it...ah well..that was embarassing..ok make an exit"

LOL! yes above would most likely playout exactly...and silly me just had to go and tell you that. What a dork I am.

And Zuga is probabl,y gonna warn me now for throwing this thread off topic.

Actually I like this new topic better

Becareful what you like Zuga....Lips will start a New love connection thread!

Never be sorry Soda...compliments on the lovely LCB ladies are welcome!

Soda you are too cute!!!  Thank you for the compliment, you are too kind.  Sorry to burst Lips' bubble, but I'm afraid I won't be taking part of the love connection thread.
I'm happily married and in 6 weeks we will be celebrating our first anniversary.  But again, thank you for the compliment Soda, it made me smile 

Now that we have a new thread on horoscopes..I find this sitting in my inbox...

Dear Soda69

Here is your single's love horoscope
for Thursday, June 25:

Some apparent contradictions are surfacing in the realm of romance. Luckily your skills of investigation and interpretation are more than equal to making sense of it all.



Yes...it's so true...it all makes total sense now.... .  .   .  . . ........NOT!!!

And then this came right after...

Dear Soda69,
Here is your horoscope for
Thursday, June 25:
You're caught in a big struggle, and while you may feel like a big player at the moment, the decisions you make today should have profound implications for the future, so do what you think is right.

As my friend Russell Peters would say " Be a man...do the right thing."




Nicole24 - congratulations on your first anniversary! hopefully you'll also celebrate a first year anniversary here at LCB also.

I alwys get a kick out of the horoscopes thing. It just confirms my nonconformist outlooks as I am a "cusp" person, born on Jan. 20th. My momma, (who dabbles in horoscopes, Tarot cards, esp and other foppery) Says I make money like a Capricorn and spend it like an Aquarius. That while I will stare deeply in your eyes like a Aquarian, I am probably doing it to seek advantage like a Capricorn.

Grin... I can live with that.

Lips,

I'm not a reader of my daily horoscope, but i have to say, i'm a LEO and most, not all of the things said about LEO'S are true as far as i go... but pretty close.

Great post lips!

Trotter Trotter Trotter!!!!! A leo........that says alot now i can add to your bio under online romances......ohhh yeahhhhhhhhh

Lips

remember this thread??? can't let this one slip away into the archives...this is where i met lips 

My horoscope for the week...

Birth Date: 02/12/1969

Love, Luck and Lollipops - Mercury Conjunct Jupiter - Aug 31, 2009 to Sep 13, 2009


Talk about lucky! There's absolutely no way you can go wrong. Now, this doesn't automatically give you that reason you've been looking for to hop on a flight for Vegas -- but it sure isn't a bad omen. Intelligent, well-calculated risks are definitely the order of the day.

Cancer (June 22nd-July 23rd): Cancer is the crab and can be very moody. They have a laugh that is contagious. When the crabby side comes out, they can snap and give you a cranky answer. Let it slide...before you know it, they are out of the crabby shell and all is forgotten. Cancers are very family oriented and close to their mothers. No one takes more photographs than a Cancer. Very sensitive by nature, the retreat into their shell when hurt. It is easy to confide in a Cancer and have lots of understanding.

Well, I don't have a camera....

I get a bit impatient with people so there's "Understanding out the window.

I was born 06-22-1960 Which puts me in the cusp in Gemini/Cancer, though I lean more to cancer. And yes, I do "Sometimes" wear my heart on sleeve.

Funny, never saw this posting when it first came out!

Nice job lips!

That's funny, I was reading this tonight too Gene..I guess we need some fresh material! 

I am trying to clean up some of the old stuff, I wish they had a box on the side where we could delete messages instead of having to open them up before we can get rid of them..I have 10 pages of new replies to posts that need to get opened before they disappear..there has to be an easier way!

with horiscopes, i think most people can look at theirs and see something about themselves, but if you ever take the time to look at them all, you will probably see something about yourself in all of them, thats why they give so many descriptions in 1 horiscope....neat, dreamer, dependable, smart, honest......I really don't believe that your time of birth can affect the person you are, only your parents, or the people who shaped you growing up and your life situations can detemine the type of person you are!! But what can I say, they are fun to look at, especially when they tell you your coming into money......then you go load up and a casino and loose it all!! lol

You are loved......you do have luck....and i'm sure you have a lollipop that needs some licking...wink!! Thanks for remembering it really touched me.

Lips

Here's another interesting thing to think about....

The number 8 and the number 4. Gene for example expressed some real hardships in a previous post and i asked him what day he was born on thinking he may be an 8 or a 4.....and it turns out he is a 4.

If your b'day adds up to a 4 or an 8 it represents some real hardships in that persons life. Now i know we ALL experience hardship....but these two numbers represent more than the average hardship.

If you or someone you know adds up to an 8 or a 4.....the day you were born....for example 22nd when added together = 4 or 26 when added adds up to 8. Of course the straight numbers applies......the 4th or the 8th.

Think if there has been some real misfortune in that persons life....you just might be surprised.

Lips

Lips I am sooooo into horoscopes and this is a good thing that you have done. Thanks for being the BOMB!

Or, if you take all my numbers, the day is a 4 and the month, day and year you get 8.

Oh-oh!!

You are a sweetheart....thank you for your kind words....you made me smile!!!

FEB.12.1969* - any 4's or 8's

*note - base on the Chinese calender - the new year was on Feb 15th - which then makes my birth year in 1968

What does a 11 breakdown to a 2? 1+1 ...What does a 2 represent??

What does a 11 breakdown to a 2? 1+1 ...What does a 2 represent??

A 2 breaks down to pure perfection... Birthday is the 20th

lol  just tell me will i ever hit a jackpot?

or tell me which numbers looK good for today

as far as gambling goes that is,  because i already KNOW im absolutly lucky at love
I adore my husband!!!    so far today.............................;)

Numerology based on the DAY you were born....not the month or year.

1 Positive Traits: Independent, assertive, original, inventive, ambitious, decisive, loves new beginnings.

Negative Traits: Arrogant, domineering, self-centered, greedy, quarrelsome.

2 Positive Traits: Sensitive, detail-oriented, balanced, cooperative, tactful, considerate, persuasive, diplomatic responsive.

Negative Traits: Blunt, scheming, bull-headed, overly sensitive, intolerant, cross, unfriendly.

3 Positive Traits: Creative, verbally expressive, happy, imaginative, sociable, friendly, joyful, charming.

Negative Traits: Faddish, gloomy, pessimistic, hostile, gossipy, snobbish.

4 Positive Traits: Dedicated, earthy, trustworthy, practical, methodical, economical, disciplined, orderly.

Negative Traits: Inflexible, narrow-minded, stubborn, dishonest, restricted, crude, discourteous, unyielding.

5 Positive Traits: Independent, versatile, active, free, progressive, accepting of change, spontaneous, opportunistic, unconventional, enterprising.

Negative Traits: Impulsive, fearful, restless, frenzied, nervous, eccentric, frivolous, shallow.

6 Positive Traits: Responsible, supportive, caring, appreciative, trustworthy, charitable, dutiful, happy, just, understanding.

Negative Traits: Irresponsible, vindictive, unyielding, possessive, ungracious, cynical, unreliable, hostile, unfeeling.

7 Positive Traits: Wise, understanding, truth-seeking, analytical, spiritual, specialist, intuitive, studious, solitary, dignified, intellectual.

Negative Traits: Incompetent, critical, impatient, reclusive, proud, extremist, nervous, impractical, eccentric, agnostic.

8 Positive Traits: Powerful, decisive, authoritative, materially successful, judgmental, balanced, disciplined, responsible, influential, self-confident, pioneering, venturesome.

Negative Traits: Tyrannical, restrictive, rigid, unyielding, fanatical, inconsiderate, militant, cold-blooded, rebellious, fraudulent, aggressive.

9 Positive Traits: Selfless giver, humanitarian, compassionate, idealistic, broad-minded, creative, loving, humble, understanding, forgiving.

Negative Traits: Greedy, unsympathetic, prejudiced, uninvolved, restrictive, resentful, narrow-minded, bitter, hateful.

Lips

Yes Nal, that = 2!

Jimbo.......isnt numero uno the best...better than all the rest!!!
That would be me........hehehehehehehehehe 28th = 1

Lips

Hi Members,

The only two numbers that i have paid close attention to as i mentioned is the number 8 and the number 4. 8 by it self is the strongest vibration followed by the 4 (without having to add double digits). If it is a double digit, it is added together for a single number though not as strong a vibration it still comes with hardship.

Heres a true story of a dear friend i once worked with:

A lady i once worked with has had more than the average share of heartaches in her life. She lost a daughter a 16 (which is a story in itself)...murdered at the hands of her best friends mom. Had a son that was killed in a motorcycle accident while i was still working with her. Not to mention things that happened to her a long the way.

I had to know the day of her b'day......could she possibly be an 8? Not sure how to ask and not wanting to tell her my reason i waited. Her b'day rolls around and it is ........the 8th.

Just pay attention....you might be surprised!!!!

Lips

Well, the first 5 of the positive, but...OOOooooOOo! I believe (At times too) all the rest of the negative

I flow between them, never staying still I guess.....Or better yet...

I am Dedicated in my inflexibility. (Never!)
Earthy in my narrow mindedness (Just dirt!)
Trustworthy in my  stubbornness (I will not move!)
Practical in my dishonesty. (Only take a little )
Methodical in my restrictions (Do that and suffer!)
Economical in my crudity. (Limited vocabulary)
Disciplined in my discourtesy (I still hold doors open for old ladies)
Orderly in my unyielding  (I still won't MOVE!)

2 Positive Traits: Sensitive, detail-oriented, balanced, cooperative, tactful, considerate, persuasive, diplomatic responsive.

Negative Traits: Blunt, scheming, bull-headed, overly sensitive, intolerant, cross, unfriendly.

Okay, that may describe me ... somewhat.

Aww! I can't be the only on with a smile as big as Texas!!!!!  Glad to make you smile Lips!!

HEY SLOT JUNKIEEEEE!!  I am a Libra too hun!!! 9-30!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here's the gamblers horoscope!


Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th)
Aquarians are original, but they can be unpredictable with how they play. They make moves others wouldn’t think of taking, that is why they should play online variations of classic casino games. A good one for them may be Mega Ball, because it takes lotto, and mixes it with keno, and bingo.

Pisces (February 19th- March 19th)
Pieces are imaginative, but at the same time they are secretive. They see every possible outcome in their heads, when no one else can. It is because of this that they should player Sic Bo, because it is a dice game.

Aries (March 20th- April 19th)
Aries are often adventurous, but they can also be too impulsive sometimes. An Aries should always play games where there is one clear way to win. Slots are the perfect type of game for an Aries to play.

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th)
Taurus’s are persistent, but they can also be greedy at times too. A Taurus is best to stay away from complicated games or bets, because win or lose they will continue to play. Taurus gamblers should play Bingo because it is one long game, with one winner in the end.

Gemini (May 21st-June 20th)
Gemini’s are adaptable, but at the same time inconsistent with the moves they make in their lives. They will walk into a casino, and play the game everyone is playing, as long as it’s classy. Blackjack is the game for them, because every hand is different, and there is no need for consistency when calling for a hit or stay.

Cancer (June 21st- July 22nd)
Cancers are intuitive, but also unable to let go. They gamble from instinct, but don’t know how to lose. Casino War is the best game for them because over all rounds lead to a winner in the end.

Leo (July 23rd- August 22nd)
Leos love to splurge, but also too intolerant at times. That is to say that they should stay away from playing any games against others, because they can be easily distracted and irritated. Video Poker is a good game for Leos because it’s personal and quiet, and leaves the game in their hands.

Virgo (August 23rd- September 22nd)
Virgos are meticulous, but at the same times too perfectionist. They believe that there is only one way to play and one way to win. They should play Craps because it is a game with various ways to play and win.

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd)
Libras are idealistic, but at the same time they are gullible. The play safe games, because they are afraid to take a chance. Baccarat gives the Libra the chance to gamble, without it being too overwhelming.

Scorpio (October 23rd- November 21st)
Scorpios are determined, but at the same time they are obsessive. They are determined to win, and will stop at nothing to do so. The best game for them is Roulette, because there are multiple betting methods, whether on the color, number, or number combinations which increases ones chance on wins.

Sagittarius (November 22nd- December 21st)
Sags are honest, but are sometimes careless. They are not good at bluffing for this reason, and people see right through them. They are best to play games, where they don’t need to bluff, and that is why Keno is a good option for them.

Capricorn (December 22nd- January 19th)
Capricorns are reserved, but also pessimistic. They are too serious, but that may be because they feel no mater what they will lose. This is why they should play games which lift their spirits. They might want to play Poker, because it is a social game, and they can bluff well.


Lips

aquari

lips....tell me u modified this...a perfect fit for me...hmmmm....too perfect

Cool Soda glad you can relate!!!!!